Does the Jaguar Rebrand Matter?

Nothing gets the internet angrier than a brand changing its logo, even if the brand never mattered to them in the first place.

A couple of weeks ago, one of my Discord mods posted a link to Jaguar’s new logo design, hoping to get my reaction. The original Jaguar logo featured an illustration of its eponymous jungle cat with a sleek all-caps word mark in a futurist, wide-width typeface. The new logo has driven its cat to extinction, replacing it with a yin-yang double-J monogram paired with a minimalist, mixed-caps word mark. At first glance, it evokes the era of info-tech more than it does the age of 20th century luxury cars – a clear attempt to shed the stymied aura of old money and invite a new generation of wealth behind the velvet rope.

Like most reactions on the internet to a rebrand, mine was dependably knee-jerk and cynical. “It’s bad,” I said, “and people will forget they ever cared three months from now.” Time will tell if that second part is true, but I quickly walked back the first part of my keyboard curmudgeon statement in favor of something more nuanced.

For one thing, nothing in brand design is good or bad, at least not on a universal scale. Sure, it can fail to meet some practical requirements, like being too detailed for manufacturing or too indistinct for market positioning. But the scales that people use to judge a logo are weighted by culture, experience, and taste – and these vary wildly between individuals. The best one can do is fashion a logo that feels true to the brand’s narrative and tweak it to suit the palate of the target customer.

I will say, the new logo does embody the story of “exuberant modernism” that Jaguar is proclaiming through this rebrand campaign. The subtle defiance of capitalization norms, the occasional diagonal slashes on otherwise right-angled tails, even the absence of the jaguar illustration itself – all of these feel like decisions made to buck tradition with newfound creative energy.

Is this the right move for Jaguar? My guess is, it couldn’t hurt. Like most luxury brands, Jaguar sales have slumped considerably since the pandemic, so it behooves them to at least paint their brand with a fresh coat of innovation, if only for the sake of cosmetics. At least it’ll dominate a PR cycle in time for holiday shopping.

But on the whole, the change leaves me with aggressively shrugged shoulders. For one thing, this ubiquitous move towards bland sans-serifs is just boring. I feel like it started with Silicon Valley juggernauts shaving their logos down to what could be digested on a smartphone screen, and every other industry has felt like they had to follow suit. Maybe it’s the canary in the coal mine of an economy so dominated by tech and finance that every logo feels like it could be for a startup SaaS company.

For another, poaching the illustrated jaguar in favor of a monogram feels like a lateral move at best. I can see the monogram functioning well as an app icon or a hood decal. But there’s another shape that would’ve fit those functions equally well: the silhouette of, you know, a jaguar.

But the biggest reason for my blase is simply this: for most people, a luxury brand is not a purchase but an aspiration. It’s a thing only a lucky few will own, and the rest of us only serve to reinforce its psychological value with others by salivating over it. The new logo deprives the brand of its head-turning feline iconography, draining it of the signaled status its driver wished to convey. And in the end, none of this means anything. Because I’m the proud owner of a 2018 Toyota Camry.

Anyway, see you next time we’re upset about a brand neither of us can afford.

Creature Feature: Turkeys

Thanksgiving is days away, and for the last FancySchmancy Creature Feature on Twitch, I drew turkeys based on chat’s suggestions. Here are the three we drew, ready for plucking.

Conan the Barbarian

This was my favorite suggestion by far. I like the idea of a lone warrior defending his people against the feasting hordes.

Nomad

A turkey getting in a late autumn hike. Drawing birds with human arms and legs will never not be funny to me.

Morbidly Obese + Pope Hat

For this one, I combined two prompts from chat. I think the backstory is, this is the bird who administers last rites to every turkey being sent to the dinner table. And since he’s lasted multiple Thanksgivings, he’s had plenty of time to fatten up.

Join me on my Twitch channel for future Creature Features and to submit suggestions of your own.

Inktober 2024

Inktober has come and gone, and I’m not going to lie: this year’s prompts were bad.

I’ve had a dubious relationship with Inktober for the past few years. For one thing, I rarely finish them before the month is out. For another, the creator’s trademark shenanigans and suspicious “parallel thinking” left a bad taste in my mouth years ago. But I was craving a drawing challenge last month, so I said, why not.

And, hoo boy, were these prompts stinkers.

Usually there are a couple of related prompts in the list, and I like this, because it gives you the challenge of trying to figure out how you’re going to differentiate them. But this year’s list was almost entirely travel themed, which resulted in a lot of redundancy.

I did my best to make them weird, gave up in the middle, and just started drawing octopuses based on my Twitch chat’s suggestions — a tradition we might continue as Octo October next year. In the meantime, enjoy my efforts! And no, almost none of these were done on the appropriate day, nor did I finish until November. I’m a rebel that way.

Day 1: Backpack

This one was based off an angler fish. If you look closely, you can see where the male angler fish bit into its skin, becoming nothing more than a pair of gonads for its indifferent hostess. (I didn’t actually draw this, but it’s there.)

Day 2: Discover

Here’s where I knew this Inktober was going to be rough. I drew a creature based on a pair of binoculars, not realizing Binoculars would be the prompts for day four. I was the kid who rarely read the directions all the way through, in case you’re wondering.

Day 3: Boot

I like to imagine this one is a benevolent parasite who eats your callouses and toe fungus when you wear him. Try getting that out of your head now.

Day 4: Exotic

This is about as exotic of a pet as I could imagine.

Day 5: Binoculars

Since I already drew a creature with binoculars, the only solution was to draw a creature even more ocular than that.

Day 6: Trek

This one was the “live long and prosper” Vulcan hand sign turned into an alien face.

Day 7: Passport

I don’t know where these stamps are from, but given how carnivorous they look, I assume they’re all from Australia.

Day 8: Hike

This ended up looking like Sasquatch on Ozempic for some reason.

Day 9: Sun

This one ended up being my favorite. Imagine this looking down at you on a beach day. Put on that SPF one billion.

Day 10: Nomadic

Carcinization is the tendency of crustaceans to evolve into crab-like species. But I like to imagine it as a human wizard’s spell that accidentally backfired.

Day 11: Snacks

Watch where you snack!

Day 12: Remote

Spider Turtle would like to know why you disturbed his slumber.

Day 13: Horizon

Thus continuing my obsession with drawing horrifying space orbs.

Day 14: Roam

This dragon salesman (salesman dragon?) ended up looking a lot like Trogdor.

Day 15: Guidebook

This is the exact moment I gave up on the Inktober prompts and drew skull mushrooms instead. This, also, is one of my favorites.

Day 16: Grungy

I drifted slightly back towards the prompt with this one.

Day 17: Journal

This was the nail in the prompt coffin. Journal? Really? After passport and guidebook? How many bibliographical prompts can you have in a single Inktober? Anyway, this weird creature is better than a journal.

Day 18: Drive

This is where things started drifting octopus-ward.

Day 19: Octocat

From this point forward, I started taking prompts from Twitch chat to draw octopuses.

Day 20: Octospaghetti

Now, that’s a spicy meatball.

Day 21: Octohorny

This could have gone a very different direction, and you’re welcome that it didn’t.

Day 22: Octofairy

This one grants you eight wishes.

Day 23: Octo-I-Refuse-To-Say

All I’m going to say is, this one is based on a notoriously feared meme from the late 90’s, and you can blame TheHamOfficial for the suggestion. (They’re also a phenomenal illustrator, so go follow them, even if it’s against your better judgement.)

Day 24: Octocollision

Kersplat!

Day 25: Octogossip

Spilling the tea while looking fabulous.

Day 26: Octoshakespeare

Alas, poor Yorick. I straight up ate him, Harukio.

Day 27: Octoscream

Munch on that.

Day 28: Octofurbie

Behold, the horror.

Day 29: Octofan

Day 30: The End

Chat told me to draw poo poo pee pee. I can think of no better conclusion to this year’s Inktober. Until next time!