The Line-Go-Uppigator, or reptilius adlunamus, is a serpentine dragon with a zigzagging neck that grows indefinitely towards the moon. Its eyes and snout are locked in a permanent upward tilt as it hungers for the gems in the night sky. Meanwhile, its malnourished body remains seated on its hoard of gold in a state of inert and infantile fragility. One assumes that the vertebrae in its neck will eventually give way to gravity, but really, what about dragons was ever rational?