The Line-Go-Uppigator

A digital illustration of a creature called the Line-Go-Uppigator, a dragon-like animal with a large under bite and a neck zigzagging towards the sky. It sits on a pile of gold and has a body like a baby with a business suit.

The Line-Go-Uppigator, or reptilius adlunamus, is a serpentine dragon with a zigzagging neck that grows indefinitely towards the moon. Its eyes and snout are locked in a permanent upward tilt as it hungers for the gems in the night sky. Meanwhile, its malnourished body remains seated on its hoard of gold in a state of inert and infantile fragility. One assumes that the vertebrae in its neck will eventually give way to gravity, but really, what about dragons was ever rational?

The FancySchmancy Creature Feature: Kongs

For a while I’ve wanted to figure out a way to do short videos with the drawings I do during the FancySchmancy Creature Feature. I think I’ve found a format I like: narrating over speed drawings like an eldritch David Attenborough.

More to come, hopefully, but please enjoy this first episode, and be sure to follow the YouTube and Twitch channels.

Gulper Eel

When I don’t know what to draw, I draw fish.

A few days ago, I used a random fish generator to give me a species, and it gave me the gulper eel. This eerie deep sea dweller has a set of jaws that make up a quarter of its roughly meter length, which it uses to sweep up small crustaceans. And since it’s the Christmas season, it’s got a red bulb on its tail for luring play.

We’ll call him Rudolph the Red-Butt Wriggler.