In a parallel world dominated by generative AI, the Vibe Coderpillar has evolved to become the ultimate cybernetic lifeform. It has grown two single-digit appendages for blindly typing prompts into a keyboard (that may or may not be plugged in), plus two fleshy claws exclusively for grasping their favorite brand of Blazing Hot Cheez-ohs. Its nose is upturned with an irrevocably smug smile and a VR headset permanently fused to its face. At present, the bank passwords of the entire Vibe Coderpillar civilization have been exposed to interplanetary hackers, and their collective funds are being diverted into extraterrestrial crypto accounts.