Creature Feature: Snowmen

Last Saturday was the first Christmas-themed Fancy Schmancy Creature Feature of the year, and chat delivered some ice-cold prompts.

Perhaps the most transgressive one was “snowman with big naturals and junk in the trunk.” Not going to lie, that wasn’t a single prompt, I just mashed a couple together to come up with this monstrosity. This response on Bluesky had me howling.

The second one came in from Mr. Byte: snowman realizing he owes back taxes. I like to think of this one as Frosty the Snowman coming into life as a full-grown adult, and the IRS being suspicious that he’s never had an income before.

Finally, there was this charming suggestion that I decided to fully color: Vampire Snowman. This one is available as stickers on the Fourthwall store.

Be sure to join me on the Twitch channel most Wednesday nights EST for the Fancy Schmancy Creature Feature, where I play a curious eldritch scholar on a quest to draw every beast in the multiverse with chat’s help. See you there!