Meet Dermot the Bwog, the latest entry in the FancySchmancy Creature Feature. Not to be confused with any felt-based amphibious puppets. Dermot lives in a sewage treatment plan. He plays the ukelele. His appendages are made of hands from discarded lab cadavers. Dermot likes to sit at the foot of your bed and wait for you to fall asleep, so he can intersperse his mucous-covered fingers between your toes.